We’ve all played it, but how many of us has played it- played it. Because I for sure know I’ve never even seen the rule book, or played by them.
So I’m going to give a review on the edition I have, and the rules I’ve been playing by.
Welcome to the world of pokemon!!!!
“Here’s a song to get you into the mood”
So first and foremost we use 3 dice, because my friends think 2 isn’t enough to move around.
People are allotted 200 poke dollars each and a Pokemon to get through the tall grass: I always choose JigglyPuff, because she’s the best Pokemon.
So in this world we must defend, the main goal is waiting out your opponent. Here’s a copy of the art of war, to win the mental fatigue game.
We play for hours at a time and since all of us don’t know how to play, we play to see who has the most money after everyone gives up.
This can take hours at a time so i recommend reading the Art of War to discover a strategy to win this game of fatigue.
It’s a bit of a joke, but here’s how it normally goes
Person 1: Ha I can do this, you guys are awful, look at all these Pokemon I’ve captured.
Person 2: “IT’S BEEN A WHOLE HOUR WHAT ARE WE DOING!!! I GIVE UP!”
Person 3: I’ve been bankrupt since the first minute.
Person 4: “POKEMONNNNNNNNN I WANT TO BE THE VERY BEST!!! LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS, ALTHOUGH IM BROKE”
Me: Hehehe I own the board so you all have to leave my house at one point.
Person 1: This is so easy
Person 2: “IM DONE FORGET THIS” Proceeds to drop out, normally naps in my bed
Person 3: “IM DONE TOO” “I’VE BEEN BROKE FOR 2 HOURS AND PERSON 1 HAS BEEN TAKING ALL MY MONEY”
Person 4: “POKEEEMONNNNN”
Me: I can do this. Keep waiting, they’ll give up. Then i can be the Pokemon master.
Person 1: “MY MOM IS HERE WHEN DO I WIN”
Person 2-4: “Yea that’s our ride too, We need to go”
Me: Screams at the top of my lungs: “IM THE CHAMPION!!”
Although it may seem a bit strange, this is how I play Monopoly. I can lose all I want, but in the end I always win.
I’m always the Pokemon master. Because there’s always one way to win. With or without rules.